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1, saying there were the Japanese, the Chinese tourism ... in the back when taking a taxi ... they will have a car than a taxi ... the Japanese, met with ... said: \no way ... Oh ... \fast ... Oh, \said, \ran into the toilets where ~ ~ ~ ~ finally resolved, he hummed proud to come out, they found a crowd of people looked at him surprised. Then he discovered that his panic room into the female toilets. \to go. Behind the crowd muttered frowning face in disgust: \10 years later, he not only speak Mandarin,Do you know what 8023 means, Cantonese and Hakka also said, and little devils do not accent. \One day he went to a small fishing port of Tianjin to travel, to see the old men of a shrimp. So he whim, confidently say hello in Mandarin to the old man: \My Chinese has improved to the point, and exploration that reached a pinnacle ... ah ... \. \going through 17 shrimp! old man, I see where you never guess who I am right!! \Mandarin pronunciation still used the old man asked: \br> 4, one day, there is Devils to work in China into the country hunting ducks. When he finally shines a wild duck,Most difficult to catch up with the constellation of men women, the duck fell into a farmer's yard. Devils climb over the fence to pick up prey. But the witness, a farmer shook shotgun loudly said: \: \After a while the devils said: \First, I kick your ass. then you kicking my ass,Cucumber, eggs, scraped 7 days 20 kg fat, like this kicking each other until one side to give up on. win can be a duck. \But the farmer asked his first play to show fairness. Think to myself as 60 years ago, villagers killed in revenge, but his heart more clearly, and now can not kill the devils. Then, the Chinese farmer legs stretched out backward, according Devils were doing all that is kick ass. Devils fell to the ground groaning in deep sorrow the crying, rolling on the floor. A full 10 minutes, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth, said hoarsely: \. \Results are cannibalistic tribe arrested and. To tribal chiefs, said: 'Today I feel good, do not eat you, but you had to endure 100 board, but you can endure before the board to have a wish come true. \is the plate board to see blood ... ... so after the United States touched the old ass off. After seeing the Japanese require 10 mattresses. 1,2,3 ... ... 100 so after the Japanese got up, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang a foul mouth on his own imitation and re-creating capacity of bragging about it, and would like to sit while watching the show of the Chinese people. Chinese people slowly get down, leisurely leisurely to say: 'come to me the Japanese mat. \test of marksmanship. \\\a plane ride above a German one American and one Chinese, one Japanese plane flew suddenly out of gas half, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their individual heroism Spirit went to the aircraft hatch shouted loudly: Long live the United States and all countries!! and then jump off it! aircraft continued to fly ..... this time the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, it's jumped a man! So the Germans come out, come to the aircraft hatch, shouting loudly: Long live the German Empire! also follow the jump down! aircraft continued to fly ..... this time the captain announced, said: No, or heavier, have to jump off a man! Chinese people see the Japanese one, and stood up and walked to the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to hang the hand of the Chinese people: the \Chinese people shouted loudly: The People's Republic of China Long live! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese go on! !
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